Top 10 Uses For Your Economic Stimulus Payment

After cashing in your stocks, foreclosing on your house and filing for bankruptcy, here are ten things you can do with your Economic Stimulus Payment.


10. Tickets to EuroDisney



9. Rent a villa in Tijuana



8. Let it accrue interest in an Off-Shore bank account



7. Spend it all on Canadian Bacon and Molson Ice



6. Pay a coyote to bring the rest of your family across the border




5. Open a sweatshop in Taiwan



4. Order a Russian bride



3. Buy an 8-Ball of Columbian Bam Bam



2. Adopt an Ethiopian




1. Donate to the Chinese Space Program


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